Fried Oreos v. Celery Sticks

Posted by Caro On May - 4 - 2010

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Having fallen off the health train I’ve once again vowed to get back in the game. The groceries have been bought and the cross trainers are in the trunk ready for the gym. I’m motivated and ready to get healthy. WOOHOO!

Then I realize I can walk to Five Guys Burgers and Fries from work. And unfathomably worse I come to find out about a new restaurant wreaking havoc on the battle of the bulge. A place offering the kind of delicacies you save for special occasions, family vacations and rock bottom depression days. This is the reason the fair only comes to town but once a year people!

Oh the injustice…

Hold on your seats boys and girls. Prepare to salivate on your keyboards. A new spot in the very part of town where I grew up a little butterball myself, Kendall, is a place whose motto may as well be “batter me up!” With so many deep-fried items my heart just stopped for a second at the thought. Don’t you worry Cholesterol we won’t make a habit of this.

Deep-fried Oreo

This should be illegal...

But my poor virgin taste buds have never had a friend Oreo®. I know… blasphemy! The menu is filled with mysteries of tasty possibilities I’ve never imagined. Someone please go survey this place and let me know if I should steer clear. I don’t know if it’d be safe to allow me near funnel cakes so close to bathing suit season. Mmm, Italian sausage… fried ice cream sandwiches and Kit Kats®?! What in the name of all things delectable is a fried hot dog???

My inner fat kid just passed out. Probably for the best, he shouldn’t be around when I try to pretend this celery stick is a Dulce De Leche Cheesecake.

I’ve promised myself one fried cheat item if I can be healthy for two weeks or at least 10 lbs. That sounds like a reasonable offer. Then I can be a gorilla for a day going to town on something that would embarrass a heart attack. What fun!

Gorilla B’s
14709 Bird Road, Miami, FL 33185
305-559-2010 | ContactGorillaBs@gmail.com

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    they are no longer open, but both Prime Italian and Prime 112 have tasty fried Oreos as a dessert option.

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    they are no longer open, but both Prime Italian and Prime 112 have tasty fried Oreos as a dessert option. And they are served w/delecious ice cream.

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