Monthly Archives: July 2009

[2009] Letter To My Cellphone

“One of the post apocalyptic scenarios is machines taking over after a war against humans, how much do you love your technology?”Dear Cellphone, You and I have great times together and receiving and sending text messages is possibly our favorite … Continue reading

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[Flashback] What is The Candyman Doing At A Drum Circle Anyways?

“A wise man once said not to try to be a hero. Sometimes the reason is a lot bigger than it seems.” This was way back in 1999! I was still in high school and the relationship between me and … Continue reading

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[Metrical Compositions] No More Time Machines

Grab the good memories.Put it in Noah’s ark.Destroy the time machine.But find out where it’s parked.Years one through twenty-six.Are buried underground.And while the years have died.They barely made a sound. Everyone always saidNot to drink from a spiderAll poisoned memoriesShould … Continue reading

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[2009] New Reporters Have A Dark Sense Of Humor

This morning I was watching the new and not because I wanted to, but because it was on while I was having my breakfast. Normally, I don’t pay attention to anything that goes on because it’s never good news. One … Continue reading

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[Flashback] My Cousin And I Set My Aunt’s Room On Fire

“If There’s Such Thing As The Devil’s Seed, Then This World Might Be The Devil’s Garden.” This goes way back to the times that me and my cousin were little. Before we both had our beers together at an early … Continue reading

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