Tag Archives: 2009

[2009] I Had A Dream I Fucked Danielle Fishel

Who the fuck is Danielle FIshel? Remember that chick with that weird ass name Topanga from the show, “Boy Meets World”? Yeah her. I don’t know where in the right mind and why I would even consider her as a … Continue reading

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[2009] Letter To My Cellphone

“One of the post apocalyptic scenarios is machines taking over after a war against humans, how much do you love your technology?”Dear Cellphone, You and I have great times together and receiving and sending text messages is possibly our favorite … Continue reading

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[2009] New Reporters Have A Dark Sense Of Humor

This morning I was watching the new and not because I wanted to, but because it was on while I was having my breakfast. Normally, I don’t pay attention to anything that goes on because it’s never good news. One … Continue reading

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[2009] Angry People Get A Fuckin’ Grip

“Emotions are a reflection of the aura you’re displaying. Your aura is based on the energy you’re aligned with. You’re the only mechanic that can align yourself with either side of the energy field.” In this entry, I’m stating more … Continue reading

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[2009] Some Family Members Visit & Give Me An Unworldly Sexual Advice RATED: G for GROSS

“When there’s a one way street, just follow the arrow, don’t turn back..” Yesterday actually, I had some of my family members visit me. It was my cousin, my aunt, and her boyfriend. This cousin of mine happens to be … Continue reading

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