Archive for November, 2009

songs to serenade me with…<3

Posted by goobs On November - 30 - 20091 COMMENT

Where is the perfect man who is going to be beautiful, work with his hands, have tattoos, know how to dance, make me laugh and play guitar and sing me these songs? Where is THAT guy?

Sigh.

THAT guy would get my EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING.

And then some.

:(

goobs

Ganguro…scary ass Japanese Girls.

Posted by goobs On November - 22 - 20095 COMMENTS

I shudder at this fashion trend.

I shudder at this fashion trend.

Strange. Strange. Strange.

Ganguro: (ガングロ; “Black Face Girls”) is an alternative fashion trend of blonde or orange hair and tanned skin among young Japanese women that peaked in popularity around the year 2000, but remains evident today. The purpose is to elicit the iconic look of tanned, blonde girls of California, USA or Chavs/Neds of the UK.


Ah, Negros…

Posted by goobs On November - 22 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

These little candies, and the hilarity that ensued because of them got me through the worst trip of my life with my job in Hungary.

Nothing is funnier than saying to someone:

I’m so tired. My throat hurts. I’m gonna go upstairs and suck on two Negros and hit the sack.

LOLOL

Negros...for your mouth,
Negros…for your mouth,

like verbal cunnilingus

Posted by goobs On November - 22 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

When a man gives you a poem…

or a piece of music…

or even art work he has forged with his hands…

that is the most-erotic foreplay around.

Is that all right….?

mmm hmmm.

if you see me walking down the street…

Posted by goobs On November - 19 - 20092 COMMENTS

and I start to cry, each time we meet,

walk on by.

When someone slices you out of their life forever…

it’s a serious burn.

your girl is wounded.

-goobs

sigh.

Posted by goobs On November - 17 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

a girl can dream…

Posted by goobs On November - 11 - 20092 COMMENTS

yes, please. thank you.

Posted by goobs On November - 10 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

LOL. I love my wife.

Posted by goobs On November - 10 - 20091 COMMENT
what carolina thinks about my interest in martial arts lol

what carolina thinks about my interest in martial arts lol

the man of my dreams…

Posted by goobs On November - 10 - 20091 COMMENT

My dreams dominated by a man.
A man whose heart is made of teak.
In the distance he stands.
Dominating mountain’s peak.
Calling me, yet does not speak…
Beckoning for trained technique.
To tame this man is not for meek.
Only for hardened hands, mind and physique.

I dream of this Wing Chun wooden man a lot.


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