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The world is not an easy place for lovers.

goobs — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:40:55 +0000

The world is not an easy place for lovers.
Or for the brokenhearted.
Too many obstacles will hover,
when love has come and now’s departed.
The world is not an easy place
for those that loved and lost their way.
For all of their moments are now gone
and all their dawns are hued of gray.
The world is not an easy place
for whole now halved and strewn about.
no hand to hold, nor warm embrace
can erase the ugly stains of doubt.
The world is not an easy place
When things have changed and not for best,
To feel the sting of deep regret
When none have won and failed love’s test.
The world is not an easy place,
And will never offer up some ease,
For hearts once high come crashing down,
To supplicate on bended knees.
The world is not an easy place,
For extinguished flame to once more live.
Because once-lovers bear the shame
Of never knowing to forgive.

*goobs

When I hear this song, it makes me smile

goobs — Tue, 25 May 2010 12:34:44 +0000

New Play-Doh desk friends.

goobs — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 17:53:03 +0000

Tito Twitter and Acid Trip…new Play-Doh friends for my desk at work.

My new Play-Doh Desk friends.

goobs — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 17:16:56 +0000

Tito Twitter and Acid Trip.
Their feet are stamps!!!
Love!
A gift from Wendy-bird.

This is like my future husband

goobs — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 22:51:35 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBOV8WzH-oY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=taDIMueMZpw

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GrdEvnUF2k

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkNUePQcZs

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTf0aW3vSI

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmSgkHuzPy4

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpwWioqHAk4

music. for frenchness

goobs — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:41:01 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yudbzXDchtc

I’d tinker with her bell.

goobs — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:02:41 +0000

Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. (I would gladly spread her wings...you know whadda mean? lol)

If I EVER Get Married…

goobs — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:13:59 +0000

This music will play sometime during the course of the day. It’s so beautiful and epic and amazing. Cuban Overture by Gershwin. YES!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTy8Q7KVU3U

People should really embrace classic and instrumental music. There is so much richness and purity in this sound. It represetns the fundamentals of all good music. I cannnnnnnot stand people who live in a box of music. I prefer to live in infinite music. Not just one kind. Limitations are retarded. The end.

Big Momma Thorton

goobs — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:30:44 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwlTOspKNh8

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYSv3qyGJFA

Big Momma Thorton. R&B Legend. Blues QUEEN. Played with the Muddy Waters Blues Band. She is the TRUTH. Her rendition of Gershwin’s Summertime IS sex. SEX. Big time. Learn yourself some real music.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XUAg1_A7IE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXoRljXZwK0

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfgBdccQYGg

The ever genius-ical, Lou Plata

goobs — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 06:19:48 +0000

Lou and I will take over the world one day. Okay, Lou will write the code to do it, and I will just promote our victory so everyone comes to the party...but it will be fucking awesome, nonetheless.

There are a few things that I know are FOR SERIOUS in this world.

1) My mom will never smoke pot. I mean, she should. But she never will.

2) My bosoms will ALWAYS be big.

3) I will ALWAYS speak my mind. Even in quiet libraries and churches.

4) My blatant and intense use of the work FUCK is going to be documented in my eulogy.

5) Lou Plata will always be the second person I pray to for help…other than Papa Dios, of course. Oh, and Oprah. (But I only pray to her when she is giving away cars and shit.)

LOU PLATA is like Jesus, but of the Internets. And guess what? Just like Jesus, Lou is my homey. I had a duel with him in his Audi one night…okay, it wasn’t a duel. It was a conversation. But it was in, like, 40 degree weather in Miami, so we were fucking freezing in the elements, so it was battle-esque. Epic-esque. Popsicle-esque. And Lou conceded to give me VP status on antisteez. Yes. Me. VP. Like Michelle to his Obamaness. (Cause we all know Michelle Obama is the REAL Vice President of the United States and of the president’s penis.) (But this in no way means I see Lou’s penis. Ever.)

So, since Lou gave me half of the ‘steez, I kind of owe him my life. He is, like, Edmond Dantes and I am like Jacopo in The Count of Monte Cristo. He is, like, Leon and I am, like, Mathilda in The Professional. He is like Bert and I am like Ernie and we have a gang on Sesame Street…so don’t you fucking ese’s think you can come on our street and creep around, okay vatos? We ain’t gonna tell you how to get to Sesame Street. We don’t want you gangeros on our turf! Don’t you vatos know we’re LOCO!?!?!?

(Sorry, I had a Mexican, Edward James Olmos, American Me moment there. lol)

And because we ride or die, (Mostly, we ride…because this is not SET IT OFF and we are not Queen Latifah and we are not going to end up lesbian swiss cheese at the end of this post.) Lou is my salvation. He is saved me from blog-blah, which is like purgatory in the Internets.

Which is why, right here and right now, I will declare…I love Lou. I want to scream it from the rooftops. But I figured I would just post about it. And do it in NON-BOLD, because Lou hates it when I bold everything just for shits and giggles. So in no way, shape or form am I going to use the BOLD feature to say how much I love Lou Plata.

I’ll just say…

I love LOU!

(Because he said nothing about using HEADING 1…lol)

xoxo

goobs