Lou and I will take over the world one day. Okay, Lou will write the code to do it, and I will just promote our victory so everyone comes to the party...but it will be fucking awesome, nonetheless.
There are a few things that I know are FOR SERIOUS in this world.
1) My mom will never smoke pot. I mean, she should. But she never will.
2) My bosoms will ALWAYS be big.
3) I will ALWAYS speak my mind. Even in quiet libraries and churches.
4) My blatant and intense use of the work FUCK is going to be documented in my eulogy.
5) Lou Plata will always be the second person I pray to for help…other than Papa Dios, of course. Oh, and Oprah. (But I only pray to her when she is giving away cars and shit.)
Goobs [gewbs] |noun|:
A writer. A thinker. A radical. A ninja. A cook. A lover AND a fighter. A 305'er. A dreamer. A silly heart. A bad singer. A reader. An MC. A good girl gone bad. A poet. A mother's daughter. A total badass. A dancer. A warrior. A blogger. A swimmer in the ocean of the Internets. A rebel. A boxer. A shopper. A smartass. A smut queen. A doer of the impossible. A philanthropist. A lover of animals. A sailor. A potty mouth. A drinker. A green witch of Narnia. A tough chick. An amazing pair of blouse bunnies. A goobs. An antisteez'er. A force of nature.