love is a motherfucker

Posted by goobs On January - 19 - 2010ADD COMMENTS

sometimes your heart gives itself away to someone without your consent.

it is a terrible thing.

sometimes all a girl wants is someone to give her lace to.

jesus.

fuck.

Why I need to marry Will Ferrel…

Posted by goobs On November - 8 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

(Dave Grohl and I are gonna DO IT, too.)

(Christmastime is the best time cause of ELF.)

(You’re my boy, Blue.)

(USC coach Pete Carroll was honored for his work in the community by the Summa Children’s Foundation in April 2008. Fortunately for the rest of us, Will Ferrell misheard the name of the organization and here offers his thanks to Carroll for his work with “Sumo” children. )

USC coach Pete Carroll was honored for his work in the community by the Summa Children’s Foundation in April 2008. Fortunately for the rest of us, Will Ferrell misheard the name of the organization and here offers his thanks to Carroll for his work with “Sumo” children.

(Will Ferrel’s episode of Man vs. Wild with Bear Grylls [whose face I wanna hump] is amazing.)

(Love me sexy. lol)

(What an idiot! What a loser! Good. Good. More for me and you…)

(Chaz Michaels Michaels…I love him!!!)


(Will as Tiger Woods.)


(I heart Jackie Moon.)

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