The One Drag Queen I Have a Boner For…

Posted by goobs On November - 8 - 20095 COMMENTS
Nina Flowers: So fabulous. She should be my babys daddy.
Nina Flowers: So fabulous. She should be my baby’s daddy.

Le’ Sigh…Ms. Nina Flowers.

I’d fuck her in drag, fo sho.

Either that, or I’d want to play in her makeup all day.

Fuck it…I’d just wanna have a tea party with her

so I could wear something studded and false eyelashes long enough to make my eyes droop a little.

We would dance to some Beny More or some ferocious salsa by Johnny Pacheco.

Ferosh.

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